"I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake?" - Dylan Moran

“If this was a dictatorship it’d be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I’m the dictator.” - George W Bush

“I’m a godmother, that’s a great thing to be, a godmother. She’s calls me god for short, that’s cute, I taught her that.” - Ellen DeGeneres

"Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself." - Charlie Chaplin"

"Live life so completely that when death comes to you like a thief in the night, there will be nothing left for him to steal.” – Anon.

“Hope is the pillar that holds up the world; hope is the dream of a waking man.” – Aristotle

"Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia." – E. L. Doctorow

"Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will." - James Stephens

“Anyone desperate enough for suicide...should be desperate enough to go to creative extremes to solve problems: elope at midnight, stow away on the boat to New Zealand and start over, do what they always wanted to do but were afraid to try.” - Richard Bach

Unrelated to Lemon Jelly, the legendary band.